Backseat Burt
Allie is moving to California for her fancy new job, but she couldn't make the trip alone! Her hirsute chested friend Burt is joining her on the journey. 10 states, 14 days, 1 enticing mustache and a wild ride. Come along for the adventure!
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What a gentleman. Burt serviced our tank for us.
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Allie ran into car trouble, and of course Burt lent a hand.
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Allie is forced to cover Burt up when she goes to sleep. Otherwise the splendor of Burt’s physique makes it impossible.
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My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because no one can leave.Burt Reynolds, on movie nights
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Pool staff eventually had to request that Burt put a shirt on. His chest hair was causing too many women to faint.
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Allie had a special seat belt installed that doesn’t muss Burt’s chest hair. Priorities priorities.
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If you hold on to things long enough, they get back into style. Like me.Burt Reynolds
